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gaptooth:

[matty endlessly tries to get me riding bikes]

me: listen bro

me: the only way i am going to learn how to ride a bike

me: is if i have a cute musclebear boyfriend teach me

me: in a movie montage sequence, soundtracked by camera obscura

me: “hey lloyd, i’m ready to be heartbroken </3”