February 2012
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the windchill is -1F so let's ride our bikes
two pairs of socks, tights, pants, thermal shirt, tshirt, flannel shirt, two sweaters, wind breaker, balaclava, beanie, and two pairs of gloves. bring it on, winter!!!
bend to squares
jonesy: i'll just crush those candy message hearts and snort them with a rolled up dollar bill
riding a bike in columbus is fun
Driver: [passing me, shouting] Get off the road.
Passenger: [shouting] Get on the sidewalk.
Me: [at the red light, three blocks later, staring them down] God bless you.
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WE KID OURSELVES THERE’S FUTURE IN THE...
January 2012
24 posts
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“fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you”
– my legs
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single ladies
matty: let's make a second dinner
jonesy: lets have a massive headache
matty: trepan yrself!
jonesy: not in2 piercings yall
matty: it has to come out the other side to be a piercing i think
jonesy: technically trepanning is piercing the skull
jonesy: even if you dont put a ring in it
matty: if you liked it then you should have put a ring in it
jonesy: i need another beyonce reference like i need a hole in my head
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Making friends at my new school
Female Classmate: [After looking up the actor Casey Affleck] Why are so many people named Casey men?
Matthew: Because your parents don't love you.
stick to her solo projects
jonesy: oh wow fiery furnaces, missed yall
matty: is that a band
jonesy: h8 u
matty: i mean it :C
jonesy: how have we not had this conversation?
matty: maybe?
matty: oh, yeah, this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEvLtTxakrQ
matty: oh yeah this broad!
jonesy: they are a "polarizing" band that you either
jonesy: or at least thats what people were saying in 2004
jonesy: also: i have never seen this video
matty: i was a freshman in high school then
matty: feel old
jonesy: it is you who should be feeling young
jonesy: and naive
matty: missing out* is the correct reply
matty: anyway, she should stick to her solo projects http://vimeo.com/24124179
jonesy: heh i tumbld that one
matty: i know
jonesy: okay
matty: what a great song to listen to when sleep deprived and indulging in food
matty: because, despite, its upbeatness, it's pretty fucking emo
matty: i mean i might as well be drunk
matty: oops i am not QQ
jonesy: heh upbeat emo songs are the best
matty: hey, elanor friedberger, i'm ready to be heartbroken
jonesy:
Royal Tenenbaum: I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Ari Tenenbaum: Thank you.
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It is January sixth and I am wearing shorts.
lose control and break into song
Matthew: this is the song that is always stuck in my head when i ride places http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihi8lmn7zM
Matthew: i don't mind
Jocelyn: How idyllic
Matthew: it plays faster in my head because i am moving faster
Matthew: sometimes i sing it out loud and then notice people around me >_>
Jocelyn: awwwwwwwww
Jocelyn: that is very cute
Matthew: i think the same is true for one of those yiddish songs
Jocelyn: awesome
Matthew: the awesomest
Jocelyn: I don't think I've sung on my bicycle, at least not that I remember.
Matthew: sometimes i am enjoying myself so much that i lose control and break into song
Read this important poast about legos and feminism... →
December 2011
20 posts
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Cut the tops of your knuckles at work, keep typing...
mature for your age
Mom: [sincerely] You're so mature for your age.
Matthew: Yeah, it's fucking terrible.
Not really
Royal Tenenbaum: I never did stop loving you, by the way. You believe that?
Etheline Tenenbaum: Not really
How many organs must I sell to come up with the...
Did I brush my teeth this morning?
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So whether you're riding a bike or eating some... →
important legos blag
Matt: so that was a good poast on twee affect. we got 60 more views today than we normally do
Matt: normal being about 90 to 100
Erik: what was that, 10,000 or so by the end of the month? i might have to sell out
Matt: that was hyperbole. i may or may not have been a little intoxicated when i said that. one turns to the bottle when he must manage an important legos blag all by himself
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“i am gonna be cremate fuck you peanuts”
– me
November 2011
19 posts
a hole in my head
jonesy: man 1. i have a headache 2. this 8th playthru of higher than the stars isnt helping
matty: drink coffee
jonesy: also not helpng
matty: trepan yourself
jonesy: kinky
matty: the correct reply is "what the fuck is this, the movie "pi""
jonesy: i need body modification like i need a hole in my head