January 2012
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single ladies
matty: let's make a second dinner
jonesy: lets have a massive headache
matty: trepan yrself!
jonesy: not in2 piercings yall
matty: it has to come out the other side to be a piercing i think
jonesy: technically trepanning is piercing the skull
jonesy: even if you dont put a ring in it
matty: if you liked it then you should have put a ring in it
jonesy: i need another beyonce reference like i need a hole in my head
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Making friends at my new school
Female Classmate: [After looking up the actor Casey Affleck] Why are so many people named Casey men?
Matthew: Because your parents don't love you.
stick to her solo projects
jonesy: oh wow fiery furnaces, missed yall
matty: is that a band
jonesy: h8 u
matty: i mean it :C
jonesy: how have we not had this conversation?
matty: maybe?
matty: oh, yeah, this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEvLtTxakrQ
matty: oh yeah this broad!
jonesy: they are a "polarizing" band that you either
jonesy: or at least thats what people were saying in 2004
jonesy: also: i have never seen this video
matty: i was a freshman in high school then
matty: feel old
jonesy: it is you who should be feeling young
jonesy: and naive
matty: missing out* is the correct reply
matty: anyway, she should stick to her solo projects http://vimeo.com/24124179
jonesy: heh i tumbld that one
matty: i know
jonesy: okay
matty: what a great song to listen to when sleep deprived and indulging in food
matty: because, despite, its upbeatness, it's pretty fucking emo
matty: i mean i might as well be drunk
matty: oops i am not QQ
jonesy: heh upbeat emo songs are the best
matty: hey, elanor friedberger, i'm ready to be heartbroken
jonesy:
Royal Tenenbaum: I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Ari Tenenbaum: Thank you.
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It is January sixth and I am wearing shorts.
lose control and break into song
Matthew: this is the song that is always stuck in my head when i ride places http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihi8lmn7zM
Matthew: i don't mind
Jocelyn: How idyllic
Matthew: it plays faster in my head because i am moving faster
Matthew: sometimes i sing it out loud and then notice people around me >_>
Jocelyn: awwwwwwwww
Jocelyn: that is very cute
Matthew: i think the same is true for one of those yiddish songs
Jocelyn: awesome
Matthew: the awesomest
Jocelyn: I don't think I've sung on my bicycle, at least not that I remember.
Matthew: sometimes i am enjoying myself so much that i lose control and break into song
Read this important poast about legos and feminism... →
December 2011
20 posts
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Cut the tops of your knuckles at work, keep typing...
mature for your age
Mom: [sincerely] You're so mature for your age.
Matthew: Yeah, it's fucking terrible.
Not really
Royal Tenenbaum: I never did stop loving you, by the way. You believe that?
Etheline Tenenbaum: Not really
How many organs must I sell to come up with the...
Did I brush my teeth this morning?
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So whether you're riding a bike or eating some... →
important legos blag
Matt: so that was a good poast on twee affect. we got 60 more views today than we normally do
Matt: normal being about 90 to 100
Erik: what was that, 10,000 or so by the end of the month? i might have to sell out
Matt: that was hyperbole. i may or may not have been a little intoxicated when i said that. one turns to the bottle when he must manage an important legos blag all by himself
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“i am gonna be cremate fuck you peanuts”
– me
November 2011
19 posts
a hole in my head
jonesy: man 1. i have a headache 2. this 8th playthru of higher than the stars isnt helping
matty: drink coffee
jonesy: also not helpng
matty: trepan yourself
jonesy: kinky
matty: the correct reply is "what the fuck is this, the movie "pi""
jonesy: i need body modification like i need a hole in my head
Watchbrb going to alaska
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