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Matt likes to ride his bike. He also likes to make trains out of Lego bricks. German, chemistry and grammar are among his other interests. It is probably difficult to tell how serious he is most of the time. Ask him anything!!!!!!

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Feb
9th
Tue
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1/3 Scale Lego TECHNIC fixed gear bike with working front brake

1/3 Scale Lego TECHNIC fixed gear bike with working front brake

Feb
8th
Mon
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Joy Division - Isolation

Feb
7th
Sun
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Dynamic Brake Blister

  • matt: and with that i think i'll do my laundry so that i can wear the awesome evergreen sweater i found at the thrift store friday
  • jonesy: cool
  • matt: basically matches this dark orange shirt i have perfectly and i can layer them because the sweater is a vneck!!!
  • jonesy: dude are you like rocking bnsf colors or what
  • matt: D:
  • matt: no because i do not have yellow pinstripes
  • matt: maybe i should buy some yellow slim slacks from am appy?
  • jonesy: suspenders?
  • matt: perfect!
  • matt: and i would wear black jeans, because bnsf engines have black running gear get it
  • matt: running gear = wheels, trucks, fuel tank, and air tanks
  • jonesy: skinnies, and stuff a sock in your dynamic brake blister
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faucet:

The first and second dates ended in handshakes.  Tonight, when he reached out his hand, I said “we need to figure out something better than a handshake,” leaned it, and kissed him.

You go, girl!

Feb
5th
Fri
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Snowmg

Feb
4th
Thu
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everything

everything

Feb
2nd
Tue
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Poor circulation

  • scotty: see my hometown is really hilly, thats why I'll probably go single speed
  • scotty: this is also why I skateboard
  • matt: yes
  • matt: because uphill
  • scotty: yeah walking uphill, ftl
  • matt: hay sk8brdr y r u walking!!!
  • scotty: *swing skateboard, connect with face*
  • matt: D:
  • scotty: "Hay bikur y r u bleeding"
  • matt: i can't bleed, my jeans cut off blood flow
Jan
31st
Sun
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What is this I don’t even

What is this I don’t even

Jan
30th
Sat
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