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Jan
27th
Fri
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
— my legs
Jan
23rd
Mon
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USE ONLY YOUR REAR BRAKE WITH FIFTY POUNDS OF CARGO ON THE REAR WHEEL WHEN RIDING ON ICE

USE ONLY YOUR REAR BRAKE WITH FIFTY POUNDS OF CARGO ON THE REAR WHEEL WHEN RIDING ON ICE

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scootyburped: Hand-me-downs excluded “fucking battle scars” beings the scars which one receives when copulating, because one wears one’s clothes while doing so.

scootyburped:

Hand-me-downs excluded

“fucking battle scars” beings the scars which one receives when copulating, because one wears one’s clothes while doing so.

(Source: brotips)

Jan
21st
Sat
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This seriously never gets old.

This seriously never gets old.

Jan
19th
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Tim Roth, Willem Defoe, Adrien Brody and Gary Oldman doing the runway for Prada Fall/Winter 2012 Menswear.

GARY OLDMAN YES

(Source: whenyouwereherebefore, via arrastao)

Jan
16th
Mon
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I want to go to another Lego convention this year. Last year was a blast. These really are my people.

I want to go to another Lego convention this year. Last year was a blast. These really are my people.

Jan
14th
Sat
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I should maybe clean my bike more often.

I should maybe clean my bike more often.

Jan
12th
Thu
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single ladies

  • matty: let's make a second dinner
  • jonesy: lets have a massive headache
  • matty: trepan yrself!
  • jonesy: not in2 piercings yall
  • matty: it has to come out the other side to be a piercing i think
  • jonesy: technically trepanning is piercing the skull
  • jonesy: even if you dont put a ring in it
  • matty: if you liked it then you should have put a ring in it
  • jonesy: i need another beyonce reference like i need a hole in my head
Jan
11th
Wed
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Making friends at my new school

  • Female Classmate: [After looking up the actor Casey Affleck] Why are so many people named Casey men?
  • Matthew: Because your parents don't love you.